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$11.53The Story
Clinical. Methodical. Deeply wrong.
The Mortuary Assistant Clipboard Body T‑Shirt pulls directly from the cold routines of River Fields Mortuary, featuring an in‑world clipboard diagram used to document the body before something inevitably goes off script. What should be a standard intake form becomes something far more unsettling, a quiet reminder that every detail matters, and that something is always watching.
Printed on a premium Bella+Canvas 3001 tee, the minimalist linework and muted presentation give the design a stark, almost official feel, as if it were lifted straight from a back room drawer. Lightweight, soft, and breathable, this shirt balances everyday comfort with creeping dread.
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee
- Available in 2 Colors: Ash & Heather Prism Ice Blue
- 100% Airlume combed and ring‑spun cotton for a soft, smooth feel
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² / 142 g/m²) ideal for layering or all‑day wear
- Ribbed knit collar and tapered shoulders to help maintain shape
- Dual side seams for long‑lasting structure
- Tear‑away label to minimize irritation
| Â | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Description
Clinical. Methodical. Deeply wrong.
The Mortuary Assistant Clipboard Body T‑Shirt pulls directly from the cold routines of River Fields Mortuary, featuring an in‑world clipboard diagram used to document the body before something inevitably goes off script. What should be a standard intake form becomes something far more unsettling, a quiet reminder that every detail matters, and that something is always watching.
Printed on a premium Bella+Canvas 3001 tee, the minimalist linework and muted presentation give the design a stark, almost official feel, as if it were lifted straight from a back room drawer. Lightweight, soft, and breathable, this shirt balances everyday comfort with creeping dread.
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee
- Available in 2 Colors: Ash & Heather Prism Ice Blue
- 100% Airlume combed and ring‑spun cotton for a soft, smooth feel
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² / 142 g/m²) ideal for layering or all‑day wear
- Ribbed knit collar and tapered shoulders to help maintain shape
- Dual side seams for long‑lasting structure
- Tear‑away label to minimize irritation
| Â | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Â
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
























